December 3, 2011, 2011
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Dear Santa,
Sincerely,
Rucka Rucka Ali
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Suptember 7, 2011
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
What up bitches?? HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHH!!!
Just wanted to get that off my fuckin' chest.
So what's been up with me, you axe? Well, I been doing some parodies, YouTube deletes them, Nuckas reload them, the usual bullshit...
Oh yeah, one other thing.
I got a NEW FUCKIN' ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My new album, called "Probably Racist," dropped at the end of July & immediately raised the vagina-moisture ratio worldwide. This album got a shit-ton of parodies, a bunch of NEW ORIGINAL shit, rap & other genres, a mad wicked album cover (done by artist Michael Narren) and a shit-ton of good shit!!!
If you ain't heard "Probably Racist" yet, you doin' yourself a real fuckin' disservice. I gotta keep it 100. You fuckin' up. Go get that shit on iTunes, it's 22 tracks for just $9.99 US (adjust to your 3rd World currency if you live in Norway or China or some shit).
Anyone that don't pick up "Probably Racist" will be tracked down, found, & beat the shit out of by Rucka's Nuckas. It's like that. Sorry but that's how we do it.
And just cause my album is done, don't mean I'm go on some 2 year vacation with blunts & callgirls like all them other punk-ass artists. I ain't never takin' a break!! Since my album dropped, I released a new jaunt, "Fat Violent Dykes." That shit is so full of win that Charlie Sheen has surrendered to me as his Higher Power. Also, just yesterday, I dropped another single, "SuperAIDS." Check the Videos tab on this site to get all caught up on them Rucka shits.
You think I'm stop now? Nah, sucka, I ain't NEVER gon' stop!!! I RUN THIS SHIT!!!!
That's all for me today, so peace out... Oh wait, 1 more thing: RUCKA'S NUCKAS 4 LIFE!!!!!!!
Black & Mildly Yours,
Rucka
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March 12, 2011
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
What it do!! If you lookin for a update, this the place to come. Since YouTube deleted "Justin's Beaver" it has been re-uploaded by Rucka's Nuckas about 75 million times, making it the top-reloaded shit in the history of the fuckin internet. Also, a couple JB "updates" have been released. One was "Justin's Beaver II The Beaver Strikes Back," and another was "Justin's Beaver The Movie." All 3 JB songs have been deleted by YouTube, reloaded back up by my Nuckas, and continue to grow like Charlie Sheen's mental problems.
Another new-ish music video that I made, called "Only 17," was deleted by YouTube a couple hours after I loaded it up. Last time I checked, though, there's about 6 million uploads of it, so check it out on YouTube or RIGHT HERE on Ruckasworld.com
Ya gotta be paying attention to the bullshit that YouTube put me through, so when the history books is written there won't be no fuckin confusion.
If you ain't one of Rucka's Nuckas, fuck you.
Peace in the midwest,
Rucka
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October 6, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
This is some BULL SHIT!!! Them pussies at YouTube deleted "Justin's Beaver" from my YouTube channel, after it got like 50,000 views in the first few hours. NIGGA PLEASE!!! Rucka's Nuckas ain't nothin' to fuck with!!!! We already got hundreds of re-uploads of "Justin's Beaver" on YouTube and counting!!! Fuck YouTube!!!!! See, I TRIED being nice to YouTube. I thought we could be friends. But today I see that it's us (Rucka & Nuckas) VS YouTube- the final fight to the finish. Reload, view, and show "Justin's Beaver" to peoples, and most importantly EMBED it all over the internetscape. We are fighting for the mere right to call Justin a FAGGOT!!! If we let them win without a fight, then where will they stop?
If you're reading this, you're a Rucka's Nucka. There's no turning back now.
Sincerendipity,
Rucka Rucka fuckin' Ali
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October 5, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
The long-awaited Justin Bieber diss was loaded today onto my oldest standing YouTube account, Youtube.com/RuckaRuckaTeeVee to smashing success!!!! All Justin Bieber references are coincidental or parodic. Check out "Justin's Beaver" on YouTube, iTunes and Rucka'sWorld.com
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October 4, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Nice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89mhkhXlcUA
"You Can Negotiate a Blowjob from the Bitch" <-- My book that I'm publishing
Mexicans: My book, "Negotiate a Blowjob," will also be available as a book-on-tape.
I feel like that my career has brought a deeper understanding between the Asians and I.
I found the perfect picture of the Jonas Brothers with Avril Lavigne to put in the video for the word "faggots." I think she's Canadian, bonus!
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October 3rd, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Lovely http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
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October 1st, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1q1oSF9eJA&feature=related
The #1 request I've gotten from Nuckas is, "DISS JUSTIN BIEBER." Guess whaaaaaaat kiiiiiiids????
Confucius Say: Fool get random sex from slut after he already jack off twice that day. Smart man get sex when he want or bitch get smacked.
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July 21, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Topic: Where them videos?
Ay y'all, I just put the video for "I Don't Like Old People" on this site and noticed that all the others are gone. I guess them hosting sites are up to shit. I'm bout to deal them shits and have them videos back up.
Rucka
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July 6, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Topic: BBC, YouTube, album, and more!
Ayyyyy! It's been a very rong (sp) time since I posted any updates up on here. I didn't get mirked, no, I just been real busy with some BULLshit.
How about them BBC shits! This just in! Extra extra! A few of Rucka's Nuckas in England showed the video for "Ima Korean" to their class, and one of the kids in the class was a KOREAN!! Oh boy!! The Korean student's mother bitched up a storm. Listen, kids. Here's how the world works: Some ladies have very active sexlives, and the rest of them go around trying to control everyone.
Here's a link to the BBC News article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/dorset/10345282.stm
If ANYONE can find a VIDEO of this newstory ANYWHERE, let me know!!! It's big news, even the PRINCIPAL of that school said that the video is "probably racist."
In other news, there's been alot of confusion about my YouTube accounts. Last time I entered an update on RuckasWorld, I was operating on YouTube.com/RuckaRuckaTV. There have been several new ones, since. Here is a brief review of my YouTube adventures, copy-pasted from my fantastic FaceBook bio:
Since RuckaRuckaTV got 2 videos deleted by YouTube ("Russia's Gay" and "Haiti"), I decided to avoid getting a third strike that would get my account terminated. For that reason, I stopped loading new videos onto RuckaRuckaTV, and created a new account, RuckaRuckaTeeVee. Since then, RuckaRuckaTV got terminated, and RuckaRuckaTeeVee got 2 strikes, so I created a new account, RuckaRuckaTV3 (which has also been terminated). I currently am loading new material onto youtube.com/IamRucka.
Confused? Well, for the Mexican of you with weak English, I been dealing with YouTube's politics and now I'm loading new shit onto YouTube.com/IamRucka.
What else is up... Oh yeah! I have an ALBUM coming out soon, titled, "I'm Black, You're White & These Are Clearly Parodies." It will have some new SHIT, some SHIT you've heard before, and some other SHIT! And it will be available on iTunes, and I'll try to get the hard-copy disc available for purchase online. And speaking of iTunes, anyone notice me outselling Weird Al in just about every fuckin' country?
That's all folks,
-Rucka
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March 3rd,
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Topic: Where them videos go?!
Okay y'all, alot of peoples been wiggin' out because the videos been disappearing from this site. The reason is that Vimeo deleted one of my accounts for being "hateful and violent." Now, I could sit here and talk shit about Vimeo, but I think you can already guess what I think of their BULLshit. I'm loading the missing videos onto Megavideo and putting them back on RuckasWorld... so don't panic! They will be back up ASAP.
By the way, speaking of video hosting sites fuckin' my ass, YouTube removed "Russia's Gay" and "Don't Be A Playa, Haiti" for being too "shocking." As usual, my minions of Rucka's Nuckas been re-uploading them videos all over YouTube. YouTube is REALLY cracking down on "Russia's Gay," but if you never give up, it will ALWAYS be somewhere on YouTube. Also, it will ALWAYS be on RuckasWorld.com. And, of course, it will always exist in our hearts and minds as an anthem of freedom and peace on earth.
Fuck whoever ain't one of Rucka's Nuckas.
Let's all make this happen together in 2010, y'all.
-Ruck
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February 11th, 2010
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Topic: RuckasWorld, iTunes, Forum
Sheeeeeeit!!! Time for some news. Now as you may or may not know, I been loading more shits onto YouTube to keep building and pulling new Nuckas in. The channel, which will probably be deleted somewhere down the road, is RuckaRuckaTV. When YouTube fucks me, I'll still have all them videos here on RuckasWorld mofuckin' dot com.
Since the last YouTube account got nixed, I have done "Suspended: The Sequel" which got a good god damn shit ton of different Nuckas on it, from DJ NotNice and Toby Queef to the French guy. Also, "Go Cops," which is a parody of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok" and was getting mad views before it was flagged by some pussies. Despite being for adults only and all that BULLshit, it's still getting a shit ton of traffic. The latest jam, "Don't Be A Playa, Haiti," is a parody of Iyaz's "Replay" and is probably my biggest fuckin' hit to date. 100,000 views in 5 days. God damn! Let's see how many millions of views I can get THIS time before YouTube fucks me and gives my video the same fate as "Ching Chang Chong."
In other news, keep checking iTunes for new songs!! "Go Cops" is available for Nuckas to cop, and "Don't Be A Playa, Haiti" will be soon!!!
Well that's about.... OH YEAH, SIGN UP FOR THE FORUM!! Let's get mad Ruckas Nuckas posting on there on the regular.
Peace in the midwest,
Ruck
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December 12th, 2009
By: Rucka Rucka Ali
Topic: Rucka Rucka Ali Launches Rucka's World.com
News! Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah! FINALLY a brotha gets to talk to the PEOPLE without them hoe ass muhfuckas steppin' all over a brotha's junk nuts! This is yo BOY Rucka Rucka Ali, and I will PERSONALLY be notifying y'all of any BULLshit that y'all gotta be knowing about, without NOBODY telling me WHAT to tell you, and without NONE of y'all knowing SHIT that I don't tell you!
It is on this fine day in history that I announce the coming-to-be of Rucka's World. Now y'all probably wondering a bunch of what when where how who and which bitches tits do I hit, and I'm about to answer all your questions.
Rucka's World is the new OFFICIAL headquarters for Rucka's Nuckas to congregate, watch UNCENSORED videos, listen to them songs, look at the bodies of beautiful women who have put my name on they selves, talk some trash, catch the latest news and updates, be notified of any upcoming LIVE events, be informed of NEW RELEASES, and, most importantly, support my muhfuckin' SPONSORS, go check out what the FUCK they tryin' to SLING you, and if you WANT some shit for QUANZA, get yo GOD DAMN CREDIT CARD and BUY SOME SHITS!!! You support them sponsors, I keep this site up, and we can all watch my videos 24/7 without worrying about YouTube pulling my shit off the internet because I'm BLACK!
Damn right I'm selling out! FUCK!!!
Anyways, back to Rucka's World. The main purpose of this community is for Rucka Rucka Ali material to remain online without the threat of YouTube or MySpace or any other sucka pulling it down because it violates the unwritten code of bitch-made vaginitus. I have had my material pulled OFF of YouTube because it "violated the Community Guidelines for Hate Speech." Well, YouTube, you can suck my motha fuckin black ass DICK! HATE SPEECH?! PLIGGANEASE!! I'm the SHIT and YOU KNOW IT! There will be NO MORE of that shit. If some lonely lesbian working for YouTube feels that my shit is HATEful, then he or she will be free to go to RuckasWorld.com, sign up for the message board (we gon' have a message board soon, I hope!) and complain. That's how the REST of the world deals with BULLshit that we don't like, we ALL can't go around pulling OTHER muhfuckas SHIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
This is AMERICA!!!! MUHFUCKA!!!!
So tell your crew to head over to RuckasWorld.com and see the videos that the world just ain't ready for, shop for some Rucka shit, click on some ads, and have a good ass bitch ass time!
Pissed off and happy like a bitch in heat,
Rucka Rucka Ali
PS Them videos will be embedded on this site gradually. It takes a minute to do that shit! But they will ALL be here soon. Till then, spread the world!
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